No More Insomiac Nights

Sad, wala na ang crush ko na si Jose Sarasola sa PFF.

Kainis. Nakita ko pa siyang nagkiss (read: nakipaglandian) kay Savannah. That lucky bitch!

Tapos na ang Survivor. Ilang gabi ko din to tiniis pati ra rin yung mga shows ng Lalola and Eva Fonda. (By the way EF has so many sex scenes kaya minsan I admit nagmamasturbate ako hehehe.) Buti na lang nanalo ang eyecandy na si JC.

Kahit malungkot sa pagkawala ng mga hunks at least maaga na akong makakatulog.

The Stinging Bee

Eto yung finger ko. See that curve? That's the swelling part.

Pinatay ko ang salarin. Patawad animal enthusiasts, i thought i overpowered justice.

At this stage, naghilom na ang sugat. See that dark spot on the upper corner. Ang kati!!!

Naawa ako. Kaya binigyan ko sya ng lamay. May pupunta kaya?

...syempre may libing.


At dito natapos ang aking kwento. Bow.

Phobia Replaced by Ridicule

I have been a volunteer nurse for quite sometime now in our local health center. Mahirap kasing humanap ng trabaho ngayon. Right now, we've been busy with the Measles Mop-up Program wherin we distribute anti-measles vaccine shots to every school from pre-school to high school.
Madali lang naman ang trabaho kaya lang may mga instances na hindi nag-cocooperate ang m ga bata. Sometimes we have to wrestle with these kids just to get it done. Mean na kung mean.

Every school that we go in, we were welcomed with some fear and anxiety. And so it has been a routine to introduce ourselves, educate these pupils, and tell them to be ready. Thank God i don't have to do it, it's always been delegated to the midwife or the head of our team.

There is this excerpt her script has always caught my attention.

" Ang hindi magpapainjection, bading.... "

This predictably insulting phrase has been around for centuries even before the time I was born.
And the more i hear this, the more it creates a tunnel connecting my ears letting it pass through.
I don't blame the person who blurted it out for I know we're in this gender-role bounded society.

It's just so sad that we have been an image of cowardice and a subject of ridicule.

When would this scenario end? Only time could tell...

Another Complaint from Iisa Pa Lamang

Umaandar na naman ang kaatrehan ni Claudine.



The director should have put Claudine's voice recorded together with the actual shoot. She can just hide behind the cameras. Ayan tuloy, naging cheap ang eksena dahil sa dubbing.

Kumunoy

I know it's too late but when I saw the Monday episode of Iisa Pa Lamang especially the scene where Isadora was "killed" through the quicksand(kumunoy),I was kind of skeptical. By the way, that scene was so cheap in my opinion. I was thinking, do kumunoys exist in our country?


All I know is that these landforms are found on deserts. So far, the closest resemblance I can see are puddles of mud on the road due to delayed or corrupted projects. Shame on the authorities.



Wala rin akong nabalitaan na may namatay dahil sa kumunoy. At wala rin akong nakitang totoong kumunoy. To see is to believe kasi ako. Wish ko lang makakita ng kumunoy pero sana naman hindi yan ang ikamamatay ko.

How Sweeeeeet!!!

Sana gumaya si Manny at Oscar dito

Womanizer

I first heard of this in Monday episode of Good Times with Mo. Britney Spears is indeed sexy. But why can't I see her belly? Hmmm... may itinatago yata. Well, childbirth can be an excuse.



Naalala ko tuloy yung joke na narinig ko over the AM radio. Bisaya kasi siya kaya may itatranslate ko na lang.

Nagplano si Misis ng modus para mabuko ang pagiging womanizer ni Mister. Kaya nagpakapal siya ng make-up at nagpanggap bilang prosti. Inakit niya ang kanyang mister.

Misis: Sir, may discount ako ngayon. Matagal na kasi akong hindi nakatikim ng may-asawa...

Mister: Ayoko sayo.

Misis: Bakit naman?

Mister: Kamukha mo kasi ang misis ko.

Misis: Ngeeek!!!

White Lie

(Definition from Wikipedia)
A white lie would cause no discord if it were uncovered, and offers some benefit to the liar, the hearer, or both. White lies are often used to avoid offense... In this case, the lie is told to avoid the harmful realistic implications of the truth. As a concept, it is largely defined by local custom and cannot be clearly separated from other lies with any authority. As such, the term may have differing meanings in different cultures. Lies which are harmless (but told for no reason) are generally called white lies.



I...am...sorry. Ha ha ha!

I'm such a liar!

Yesterday i had a group speaking activity as part of my IELTS review. This to gauge my English speaking skills. I really hate this kind of activities for I know it might lead to spilling out my true sexual-identity which I don't want to reveal because I want privacy. I'm trying to protect my reputation. Syempre, ayoko na pinagtsitsismisan ako lalo na at may former classmate akong kasali sa activity. I've been discreet since college so I have to be consistent. I'm planning to come out when I'm on my own na-where I have to start from scratch and ideally not in this place. Hahay, if only I could avoid this kaso lang required eh.

And there it goes, nangyari na ang kinakatakutan ko. Well I have to dwell on my lying skills. As what my instructor advised us, "You can make stories but you have to sound credible." Hotseat kasi ang format meaning gigisahin talaga ako. Para akong nasa senado dito. Aywan ko ba sa mga Pinoy, usually tinatanong ang lovelife. That's why I don't like Kris Aquino. Kung zero...zero! Wag na sana i-follow up question pa.

Here are the excerpts of my chuva chu chu ek eks...

"Well I'm targeting this girl who also stays in our boarding house. I tried to gave her flowers but I heard from my friend that she threw it away. I know it's hard but I have to persevere..."

Ahahaha...Best Actress!

Americano Jutay

I was with my sister for an errand. Habang kami'y naglalakad, may nakasalubong kaming foreigner na 'singtangkad ko (or matangkad ng konti sa akin), probably Kano. In fairness naalala ko sa kanya yung kalbong bida sa Prison Break (kalbo kasi siya). Alam nyo naman dito sa amin, pag nakakita ng Puti sasabihing Amerikano.



Sis: Ang liit (ng height) naman ng height nya.

Me: Syempre naman may mga Amerikano ring pandak, ano ka ba.
Akala ko nga Pinoy sya sa malayuan.

Sis: Ganun.

Me: Ang tawag sa kanila: "HALF" bred.

Pahabol Lang

I know medyo huli na 'to. Ihahabol ko lang, tutal napag-alaman ko kasi na National Family Week pala ngayon.

Siguro napansin nyo na ang komersyal na to.



Last week kasi, napanuod to ni Mama. Hindi nya masyadong naintindihan ang komersyal, so kinausap nya ako.

Mama: Bakit kailangang sabay-sabay ng kain sa September 22?
Ming: Family Day kasi.
Mama: A ganun ba.
Ming: Bakit, ano sa tingin mo?
Mama: 'Kala ko kasi birthday ni Sharon...

Tusok

Palibhasa bakla, im on the look-out for "prospective" patients. You know, yung mga cute. Pero sa lugar namin bihira lang makakita ng ganun. Im living kasi in a small city so no high expectations.

Moving on, i saw this chubby or rather stocky guy in his late 20's. Plain looking pero pwede narin. Sabagay hindi naman mataas ang standards ko. Although hindi naman ako nakatoka sa pag-insert ng IV or in layman's term yung pagtusok ng dextrose, nakinuod ako for the reason na alam nyo na.

I was not expecting for him to look coward or go crazy coz he looks buffy and straight naman.

So when my nurse-friend is dealing with her "kurog-kurog" (shaky hands)while doing the insertion, I suddenly heard a magical word.

Hindi sya pasigaw...medyo pabulong but strong enough to hear.

At iyon ay isang makabagdamdaming salitang - OUCH.

The moment I heard that, may biglang bumatingting sa tenga ko.

Right after, bumulong ako kay another nurse-friend --- "sosyal!"

A few minutes later, pinag-tsismisan namin yung incident. Some of my friends say he might be a call center agent. Others naman tingin nila bading.

Anuman ang opinyon nila, isa lang ang masasabi ko. Nakaka-gulat sya.

The next day, nagtanong ako sa mga friends ko --- "Nasaan na si Ouch?"

Bible-strucked

My being porn addict has reached even on the AM radio scene. If you're Bisaya and a radio listener, I'm sure you know DYHP. Their program "What's The Style?" is one of my faves. The show can be sometimes funny to being so erotic depending on the story and the voice-overs' "acting". Last week, I was interested with the episode entitled "Lalaki sa Lalaki Style".

At biglang napukaw ang aking atensyon nang marinig ko ang Bible verse.

(Bisaya)
Levitico 18:22 ^
Dili ka maghigda tipon sa lalake, sama sa paghigda tipon sa babaye: kini gidumtan sa Dios.

Eto sya in English
You may not have sex relations with men, as you do with women: it is a disgusting thing.

As usual, tumaas ang kilay ko. Ginutom tuloy ako sa kakataas ng aking eyebrow. Makapaghapunan na nga with my sisters...

Low - the other Bisaya version

While "Butete" is more popular, I just discovered another version. A green-y one.
Di Nako Sige'g Lu-lu (Ayoko nang magsalsal). It kinda struck me hehe.

Paano Na Kaya? in PDA2

I kinda like the melody of the song. Well, I dont really care bout the lyrics. A rendition from Southborder could have been better.

Here's a video. Word of advice, pumikit na lang kayo.

Cravings

Santol is in season now. Mahilig pa naman ako sa maaasim. However I just chew the seed. I don't eat the rind. I don't get it why people including my mother choose to munch on it. Mapait kaya and sobrang asim.

Move over choc-nut. Mas nakakaadik ang kamote candy. Sa sobrang kain ko nito, minsan sumasakit na ang 'ipin.

HOW TO MAKE CAMOTE CANDY

Ingredients:

3 cups cooked and mashed camote
1 cup pounded peanut
1 tbsp vanilla
2 cups coconut milk ( thick )
2 cups sugar
1 egg well beated

Procedure:

Mix coconut and sugar. Cook until it becomes syrupy. Add camote and all ingredients. Cook until dry and stir while cooking. Remove from fire and flatten with a rolling pin on a greased pan. Slice into desired length and size. Wrap in wax paper.

Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

This a brand of condom...etchos!

"No Comment" Approach

I was in a birthday party of my aunt. While I was eating my buko salad, this 2nd degree aunt (first cousin of my mom) approached me and we had a small chat. Here are some excerpts of our unwanted conversation.

(Translated from Bisaya to Tagalog)

Aunt: Wow. Nurse ka na _______! Congrats! Maswerte talaga ang mapapangasawa mo. Ang bait na,matalino pa.

Teka, may jowa ka naba?

Ming: Wala.

Aunt: Bakit naman?

Ming:(Kumakain ng buco, as if busy)

----------------long pause--------------------

At sumabat ang tsismosa naming kapitbahay.

Kapitbahay: Itong batang 'to masyadong silent type.

Aunt: Oo nga eh

Ming: (silent. smile lang)

Rong Spilleng is Rong!

Sorry were close (Kanino?) Open on Mondy (Mondy, yung kanta? How about Tuesdy, Wensdy, Tarsdy)

Sabagay farm is for farmer... ergo shoe repair is for shoe repairer!

Find out the missing letter!

Purefy my water flease...

08-08-08

(Trivia: My mother side is part of the Ocho Clan. And our official theme song is guess what... Tayo'y mag OCHO - OCHO!)
Breaking news: Nakita ko si Mico! (So?) Well actually planado talaga yun. Manghihiram este pinahiram ko yung mga review books ko. Pano kasi, di sya nakapasa. Sad. E ako naman, epal sa buhay nya. Kaya ayun, may I offer ako sa kanya. Syempre kinagat naman ni cutie. Wala syang magawa noh! Ang mahal kaya ng libro, yung Gapuz books, at manipis pa!. Halos mabaliw nga ako sa kahahanap nung blue and red. Buti na lang meron pa yung yellow. That yellow book saved me from shame. Hekheks. Panawagan sa mga nakakita sa aking libro. If found, please return to the very beautiful owner. Joke! joke! joke!


Halos nabaliw din ako when I cannot text him. Mico:Wer na u? Pakshet tong Alltxt20! Nagpaload na naman ng 15. Bwiset di rin mkatext! Hayzzzzz, nagcall pa ako. After a few minutes, nabigla na lang ako paglabas. My gosh, hindi man lang ako nakapagblush-on...etchos! At eto ako tulala sa kanyang face na pagkaaaaaaaa-gwapo-gwapo. At biglang dumaan ang kapatid ko che! Ayokong makahalata cya na type ko si Mico. Shet, discreet ako LoLz! Salamat sa aking emotion control...

Actually nagiba ang mga plans ko. 1. Get a pic of him. Andyan kasi si sis, che! 2. Invite to have snacks on a fast food. Mahal! Kuripot me heheh! Tapos baka mya makakita samen, ayoko ng issue!

08-08-08 is indeed a lucky day for me.

Miss U

Behold the most beautiful pics in the universe. (Walang kokontra! Blog ko to! :p)

Dear Charo(t),

Araw iyon matapos ang nakakapagod mga dalawang araw ng pagsusulit para sa mga nurses. Oo nga nakakaubos ng lakas, galing pa ako ng disco bar the night after. Ganunpaman,di ko masyadong inintindi yung hirap ng exam. (Hindi madali yun ah) Mas nag-alala ako ngayong di na magkikita ang aming landas. Ang isang buwa't kalahati mahigit ay natapos na pala. Hindi ko namalayan na ang pantasya ko'y biglang aalis na lang ng ganito. Well, some good things never last. Nag-wawhat ifs na lang ako. Di ko kasi sinabi ang damdamin ko para sa kanya. Subalit alam kong mapupunta lang iyon sa kawalan sapagkat siya ay tuwid. Straight. Kahit medyo kaduda-duda kasi may pagka-metrosekswal.(palaging tumitingin sa salamin, may pagka-maarts, atbp) Di ko yun inintindi sa sobrang pagkahumaling ko sa lalaking ito.
Natatandaan ko noong una kaming nagkita sa hospital. Tingin lang ako ng tingin sa kanya. Hanggang sa sya ay nakapansin. At tumigil ako, at tuningin sa ibang bagay. Pero alam kong alam nya na nakatutok ako sa kanya, nakakahiya nga eh.
Natatandaan ko rin noong inakbayan nya ako. Ginawa na iyon para pagselosin yung isang bading na kasali namin sa review, palaging nang-haharass sa kanya. Kung alam lang niya, kinilig ako kahit halos di ako mapakali. Isa sa mga pinagsishan ko nung panahong iyon ay nung nagreview kami at sa sobrang haba ng oras lampas sa tanghalian at nagutom kami. Hindi na niya matiis. Nakiusap siya na samahan ko sya. Di ko sya sinamahan. Mas inuna ko ang mga pointers ng review. Ewan ko ba kung anong naisip ko't di ko sya dinamayan lubha akong nag-alala sa kanya. Pagkakataon ko na sana iyon. Ma-issue na kung ma-issue ang importante ay maipakita ko man lang sana na ako'y nag-aalala rin sa kanya. Siguro kasi may pagka-anti social ako. Ang sakit nun sa dibdib animo'y inaksak ako ng itak ng sarili kong kamay. (at habang nagtatype ako may pinatugtog na background music "Run to You" by W. Houston...:( sad ) Kaya nga sa panahong ito sisikapin kong bumawi. Kung sa anong paraan, pag-iisipan ko pa.

Dumako na tayo sa araw pagkatapos ng board exam. (Layo na nang nilipad natin..) Bilis talaga ng panahon, nag-iimpake na kami pauwi. Samantalang sya, pupunta sa girlfriend nya. Kahit masakit, tinulungan ko sya kasi nga kaibigan ko sya. Gusto ko lang bumawi. (I don't want to let you go, baby..hehe) At eto na ang pinaka"thrilling" na bahagi ng kwento: Sasabihin ko ba sa kanya ang nararamdaman ko O ipagsasawalang-kibo ko na lang? Hayyss. At napagtanto ko na kahit ano pa ang sabihin ko sa kanya, di parin nya ako papansinin kasi ng a sya ay straight! Kaya ang ginawa ko ay kumuha na lang ako ng litrato nya. Hindi ito biro kasi nanginginig pa ako ng konti nung naki-usap. Nakakahiya kaya!

O sya, eto na yung pic. Pasensya na, di masyadong maganda yung quality tsaka di rin sya photogenic. Basta ang masasabi ko, mas gwapo sya sa personal.

I Quit!

ang bilis kong sumuko noh?
7 days of training.
2 days of taking calls.
no, actually i did not quit because i was tired.
it was because of another opportunity.
private english tutor.
kaya nagdahilan ako.
kesho i was having a sore throat(it's true). kesho i can't talk (eto hindi with extra dramatic performance). my mom wants me to go home.(liar!)
well actually pagod na rin ako sa night shifts.

my funny moments:

(in a practice demo)
me: Please priss (press) the button below the word Menu.

(actual call)
american call: ....i wanna activate my phone. could you help me?....
me: so you wanna activate your phone? o sige...

What Keeps Me Busy Nowadays?

I'm actually training as a call boy este call center agent. Wish me luck!

Si Muneew

Kasabay ko po yan sa pagtulog. Photogenic lang po talaga si Muneew

Puta

Colon Street - the oldest street in Cebu City. Don't be surprised to see prostitutes there. Cheap prostitutes. It's in the downtown, that's why. Parang counterpart ng Ermita.

As I was hunting for my dinner (food, not a guy), I noticed two girls walking seductively towards me. (But I didn't find them seductive.) They posed for the purpose of luring me.

What I did? I looked at them and said without batting an eyelash: BAYOT KO. (In Tagalog: bading ako) After that, I walked away with swaying hips. Har-har.
Taray noh?

Coming Out

After our strenuous first day of board exam as we were having a conversation with my roomates-slash-reviewmates , the topic shifted to whether I was gay or not. Being 21 now, it thought the time to have a new life and I considered coming out as a part of it. I was out of my comfort zone for a while. Then later on, I told them of my crushes including mico. But I preferred not to delve more about my crushes. For now, it's enough to let them know that I'm gay.

Hitch

Hitting two birds with one stone. To have libreng sakay and know more about him (wais ata to hehe). My first hitch was so nakakahiya, I thought I couldn't ride because he was going the opposite route. Buti na lang eh nagpalusot ako coz my place is two rides away so I can go at either routes.

The second hitch was really pinagtyagaan ko talaga. Intentionally, binagal ko ang pagsagot sa mga drills para sabay kami umuwi.
The third and the last was during the last day of review. I was supposed to attend a mass as a culmination for our review. But since he was a non-Catholic, I didn't attend para makasakay ako. And I was rushing at that time because of I was catching a last bound for my hometown. So medyo reasonable hehe.

Three rides with my crush. Kahit konti lang, nagpapasalamat pa rin ako kasi hindi po biro ang umangkas na walang bayad ngayong nagmamahal na ang gasolina. Gosh, I'm so blessed ;)

Review Center

1st day ng review. serious na ito. study hard kumbaga. at sa di inaasahang pagkakataon, nakita ko siya. NAKITA KO SIYA! omg. uupo sana ako dun sa mga ka-roommates. pero syempre, gumawa ako ng paraan para makaharap ko sya. so i seated on the center table facing him. buti na lang di nila nahalata kasi kakilala ko naman yung mga katabi ko. besides, my roommates were seated near the projector so i have an excuse. and so for 40 days lagi ko syang kaharap. nice.

never knew of his name. . i even attempted to look at his paper. and whenever he starts to notice, i wander far. all i know was his last name. G____. his first name intials, MK. i looked at the attendance list kasi. MK...uhmm Michael Kenneth I guess. it took me a couple of weeks to discover his real name. itago na lang natin sya sa pangalang mico... oops, its his real name. =p

My Crush (updated)

Reviewing for the upcoming board exam makes me so anxious. The pressure is there, especially from my parents. I'm the eldest kasi. But despite those stressors that I have to deal with, there's this one guy that makes my day. My rainbow beneath the stormy clouds.

Nagsimula ang lahat noong ako'y isang hamak na estudyante ng nursing sa isang kilalang unibersidad dito sa amin. At gaya ng ibang mga nursing student, nagduduty ako sa isang ospital na kung saan kami na nga ang nagtatrabaho para sa mga staff, kami pa ang nagbabayad ng mahal. Isang gabi, habang ako'y patapos na sa aking duty, hindi ko inakalang may isang gwapo akong mai-engkwentro. Galing sya sa kabilang skul. (Think Ateneo-La Salle)

I couldn't get my eyes off him. Love at first sight na ba ito? Hehe. Before he starts noticing, I wander far just pretending that I'm looking on other stuff. He's really an eye-candy, I swear. His tisoy look, expressive brown eyes, forget about his rabbit-ish smile but he's cute with it anyway. (Makes me wanna sing Crazy Love by Kim Chiu)

Debut

It's my 21st birthday today(not 18th , I'm still a guy) and so I decided to make something new. Sa wakas, blogger na rin ako! Hindi na komentarista! I'm getting tired na kasi of absorbing so much info so now I think it's about time to share my stories that are stored in my cerebral cabinet (pwede ring closet hehe); logically similar to food that gets spoiled when kept for a long time. To tell you honestly, I'm not a good writer; haven't been involved in any school publications or such things like these. Like they always say, there's no harm on trying, so I think what I'm doing now will not kill me. So here I go blogging...blogging...blogging.