Wednesday, August 13

"No Comment" Approach




I was in a birthday party of my aunt. While I was eating my buko salad, this 2nd degree aunt (first cousin of my mom) approached me and we had a small chat. Here are some excerpts of our unwanted conversation.

(Translated from Bisaya to Tagalog)

Aunt: Wow. Nurse ka na _______! Congrats! Maswerte talaga ang mapapangasawa mo. Ang bait na,matalino pa.
Teka, may jowa ka naba?
Ming: Wala.

Aunt: Bakit naman?

Ming:(Kumakain ng buco, as if busy)

----------------long pause--------------------


At sumabat ang tsismosa naming kapitbahay.

Kapitbahay: Itong batang 'to masyadong silent type.

Aunt: Oo nga eh
Ming: (silent. smile lang)

2 comments:

Boying Opaw said...

alam n'yo ba kung ano 'yong "uzi"? alam n'yo na siguro.

"what i choose to do is of no concern to you and your friends..."
-dido

Ming Meows said...

uzi meaning usisero?
hayyy maraming ganyan, you know naman mga pinoy mahilig sa tsismis