The Challenge-Conclusion

Last night was the end of my challenge. Seven days was really quick. But it was worth the wait.
I missed masturbating so last night, I went to my ym to look for prospective sex chatters. It did not interest me. So I went to youporn and there I jack it off. My fasting paid off actually. I was cumming more than I used to. It was so sticky but not creamy.

I realized that it pays off to hold on for a while. However, I agree with Elyong that 3 days is better than 7. So from time to time I might consider doing it. Or not. hehe

Ming Meows Love Puppies Also!

The Challenge - 1st 4 days

I really don't know if its my pride or pakitang-gilas(i don't know the English for that) but i made it through.

nevertheless, it was a bone-breaking job. the first night, i had to struggle with psychological insomnia. plus night sweats. it's because this habit has become a sleeping pill. then, i had a psychological itching in my scrotum. i have to carefully scratch trying hard not to grasp my thingie. for i know once i got it, nothing's gonna stop me. so i lied on my front, face down to avoid the touching. good thing it worked. it was also a good thing my brother slept beside during the second and third night.

so what have i learned from this experience?
if i really want something badly, i can.

and i'm confident i'll complete the challenge.

take note: right now, i'm alone at home

The Challenge

I have this habit that started since I was 12 years old. This is what we all call-masturbation. Salsal or lô-lô in Bisaya. Since then and then, I went all the way. I mean I do it on a daily basis at least, even 3-4 times at worst. People say it's hot; believe me, it's not. I don't know why it is so indulging, it is as if my palms would get itchy or get uncomfortable.

When I say I do it daily I don't mean 100%. Of course there are exceptions.
a. when i have someone beside me sleeping--though i'd still manage to do even when i'm with my brother
b. there is a threat to privacy
c.i just forgot and get pre-occupied with other things--which is pretty next to impossible coz i do it nga on a daily basis

I really wanted to know the consequences of this addiction. I found out these in the internet:
a. pain in the groin - check!
b. soreness of genitals - check!
c. pain in the lower back - i never experienced it though
d. baldness - i hope not!

Actually there were many, I only chose a few. However, I discovered another side effect of overdoing it. I feel the hyperacidity in my tummy. I think it is a result of acid-base imbalance. Semen is alkaline just so you know. Sometimes I take Kremil-S before the ceremony.

Too much of something is bad enough...la la la...(from Spice Girls). This day, I decided to stop masturbating, seriously. I want a 30-day err make it 7 day challenge. At least one week is easier than a month.

So from then on I'll start to do this...
The 7 day challenge starts now...

Sinulog and Politics

Pit Señor! It's Sinulog time once again. No plans going there because I am a anti-social person. Hates big crowds. I even don't like going to bars anymore. Been there once just for the experience. I'd prefer watching TV to see what's happenin. And speaking of what's happenin... I just notice on the tri-media (meaning TV, radio,and print) the advertisements of those ambitious politicians. Nagsulputan na parang kabute. Pa-greet-greet pa kuno but we all know na the motive. I coin it earlectioneering.

Here is an example.

Chiz Escudero

In fairness, magaling magBisaya-near perfection. Ang galing ng nagturo sa kanya. Now I have to search for Manny Villar, Loren Legarda's video and Mar Roxas's audio ad. But I have to say talbog silang lahat kay Chiz.

Where is Hope in PAG-ASA?

Forty days and nights of rain...feels like we're in Noah's time
Can somebody explain this absence-of-sunshine phenomenon?
I don't think PAG-ASA did a good job. Call it poorcasting. They always blame amihan or northeast monsoon for the weather. C'mon, I am NOT satisfied. I've heard over the radio that there were strong winds as strong as typhoons. Yet they feel that this is "normal".

So move over Ernie Baron(+), Kim Atienza, and Mang Tanie. Ming Meows will seminar you. Watch and learn.



As experts say, we are experiencing the popular climate change. Last year we saw the impact through rice shortage kuno.It was unusually hot then. And now it is opposite. So expect landslides and flash floods to come by your area.

It is so cold...

The margarine does not melt in the hot camote anymore...

The oil is sleeping...

I'm tempted to add up calories.
Now I'm a walking blanket.

Happy Three Kings!

Alabang Boys - sila ang tatlong hari sa makabagong panahon. They brought in ganja, coke, and meth.
Cute nila noh?

Hindi lang talaga ako makapaniwala na mga gumagwapo na ang mga drug pusher (although di pa sila convicted but my kutob is they are guilty). That's a nice marketing strategy. Kaya siguro malaki ang benta nila hehehe.

Kung lahat cguro ng pusher kasing-hunk nila, baka malulong na ako sa droga. Joke!

Eto ang news na pinagkuhan ko ng pic. Wala na akong makitang mas ayos-ayos.

I just hope someday they might be featured in a magazine tapos magpopose sila. Wala lang! hehehe

The Gift

I apologize to my millions of fans around the world. Millions talaga, chos!

Seriously sorry talaga guys ha, I know nawala ako ng mahabang panahon. I know, I know babawi ako. Ganito kasi ang nangyari.

Gumawa ako ng belen. Joke lang!!!!

The previous posts that I did was not from my PC kasi wala naman kami nun. Hindi kami Rich Asuncion noh. Nagtiis ako na pumunta sa mga internet cafe at panghihiram ng Pc ng cuzins ko. So ngayon, nag-effort si Mommy na bumili na coz kinukulit sya ng mga kapatedz ko. Para daw ito sa research nila. (Owwss maniwala, eh kagabi lang busy sa pagchat yung isa kong utol). And so nakabenefit ang pusa niyo kasi ako lang ang stay home samantalang yung iba eh nag-aaral pa in the city. Bwahahaha, I own this PC kaso lang ingat ako kasi mga parents ko nakabantay. You know na, baka mabisto ako sa mga kalokohan ko... sh sh sh....

Diba nabanggit ko sayo na nagvolunteer ako sa health center namin. Hindi talaga maiwasan ang xmas party at kasali kami sa exchange gift. Buti na lang nang nabalitaan ko yun eh nandun ako sa city so shopping talaga ako para makabili ng nice gift. So kinagabihan nagstart ang party at nag xchange gift kami. Tawag namin dito is Monito-Monita, ewan ko kung san galing yun.

Eto yung gift na natanggap ko.

Hmmm, ano kayang laman? Ok, describe ko na.

Something long. Hindi ito bastos ha. It's a thing but not a living thing.

Something hard. Oh kayo talaga. Iba na naman ang iniisip nyo. Wholesome ito. Sige, bubuksa ko na.

Jarrrraaaaannnnn!!!!!

Of all those gifts!!!! Eto pa ang natanggap ko.

Sabi ng mga kasama ko wow, ganda ng perfume. Hay, buti na lang hindi sila internet-savvy like me. Kung hindi baka tuksuhin nla ako. Ako lang siguro ang nakakaalam sa lupet perfume na to.

So I say to myself. Ming, this is just a perfume. This is not a dildo!