Sex Video

Grabe talaga ang news. Puro sex video. Big deal sa kanila yon? Hay naku.

Speaking of videos, medyo na-shock ako ng konti kasi bigla ba namang sinabi ni Papa (tatay ko) na: Doy, i-search ra gud sa internet nang sex video ni Katrina..apil pud tong Dumagete scandal...( [insert name] , paki-search nga yung sex video ni Katrina sa internet..pati na rin yung sa Dumagete...)

Naloka ako dun. So dali-dali akong nagsearch. Ngunit sa kasawiang-palad ay pangit ang kuha ng video dahil na rin siguro sa slow connection.

At least, may pinagmanahan ako.

Bisan Pa (Kahit Pa) by Wet Slippers

Luv the melody and lyrics, this song rocks!
I translated it into Tagalog for you guys. Enjoy!


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Dili sayon ang hikalimtan ka Hindi biro ang kalimutan ka
Hangtod karon ako nagpa-abot pa Hanggang ngayon akoy naghihintay pa
Nga mahibalik pa ang kagahapon ta Na bumalik pa ang kahapong kay saya
Bisan pa ug ako gikalimtan mo na Kahit na ako ay kinalimutan mo na

Koros:

Bisan pa ug may lain ka na karon Kahit pa meron ka nang iba ngayon
Ikaw lang gihapon ang higugmaon Ikaw lamang parin ang syang mamahalin
Bisan pa ug kasakit lang ang maangkon Kahit pa pagdurusa lang ang maangkin
Basta malipay ka Basta't masaya ka
Ang tanan akong dawaton Ang lahat (ay) tatanggapin

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Nakita ko karon ang kahimtang mo Nakita ko ngayon ang kalagayan mo
Lahi ra gyud sa ako pa ang kauban mo Ibang-iba noong ako pa ang kasama mo
Sa iyang kiliran pagkamalipayon mo Sa kanyang piling ay kita ang ligaya mo
Ug ako ania naghandom nga balikon mo Nandirito ako umaasang uwian mo

// Balika ang Koros //Balikan Ang Korus

Hangtod karon ako minglaom lang gihapon Hanggang ngayon akoy nagsusumamo pa rin
Nga moabot ang panahon nga imong balikon Na darating ang panahon na ikay babalik

How To Seduce An -Er Guy

Have no guts to pull this off. Wish I could hehe.

By the way, I found this because it's a related video to the posted Purina ad. I don't understand why this is related though.

Touching TV Ad

I have a special place in my heart for animals, particularly cats of course. So when I saw this ad (see below) yesterday, I was softened. I never mind the durrtyness of the cat. Only its talking eyes and the meow sound at the end. Cute. Makes me wanna bring him home if only I was living in the metro. I just don't understand why us Pinoys in general are so irresponsible by letting them lost in streets. And I'm also referring to the street Homo sapien kids as well.

Adopt a rescue cat or dog | Volunteer for PAWS

Kitty-oke2: If I Were a G0y (If Were a Boy)

If I were a g0y
Even just for a day
I’d wake up on bed in the morning
And do the blowjob rituals then go

Rub dicks with the guys
Get sucked with the gays
I’d do it with who I wanted
And I’ve never get confronted for it
‘Cause they know that's my taste

If I were a g0y
I wish I could understand
How it feels to fuck a guy
I swear I will be better in bed

I’ll listen to him
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When a fuck is what he wanted
And I’m taken it for granted
‘Cause I don’t want our poopholes get destroyed

Kitty-oke: If You See My Pussy (If You Seek Amy)

I changed the lyrics. The original lyrics with the minus-one music is on the video.

Oh baby baby have you seen Miming tonight?
Is she in the bathroom? Is she mating up outside? Ouuh
Oh baby baby does she eat the fish and bones
For the milk that I’ma buy her
Do you know just what she likes so?
Oh oh tell me have you seen her
Cuz Im so-oh oh
I cant get enough of Miming
I just wanna go to the place that she gon go
Can somebody take her home?
Ha ha miming ha ha meow

Love Ming, hate Ming
Say what you want about Ming
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to see my cute pussy
Love Ming, hate Ming
Sy'what you want about Ming
Oh You cannot touch but you can see

Love Ming, hate Ming
Say what you want about Ming
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to see my cute pussy

I Heart Smosh!

I know I kinda late for this youtube sensation but I just wanna share that this tandem are not just cute guys, they're also funny!



winner!

Noontime Porntime

I was having lunch while watching Wowowee when I noticed Saicy on a wedding gown. Oh boy, what a wedding gown. (And did I mentioned she got a breast implant?)

A co-worker blurted out: Makuyapan man pud nang pari ana!
(The priest might get heart-attack!)

Christine Reyes' Rendition of Tshirt - Spoof

Sinulog and Politics

Pit Señor! It's Sinulog time once again. No plans going there because I am a anti-social person. Hates big crowds. I even don't like going to bars anymore. Been there once just for the experience. I'd prefer watching TV to see what's happenin. And speaking of what's happenin... I just notice on the tri-media (meaning TV, radio,and print) the advertisements of those ambitious politicians. Nagsulputan na parang kabute. Pa-greet-greet pa kuno but we all know na the motive. I coin it earlectioneering.

Here is an example.

Chiz Escudero

In fairness, magaling magBisaya-near perfection. Ang galing ng nagturo sa kanya. Now I have to search for Manny Villar, Loren Legarda's video and Mar Roxas's audio ad. But I have to say talbog silang lahat kay Chiz.

How Sweeeeeet!!!

Sana gumaya si Manny at Oscar dito

Womanizer

I first heard of this in Monday episode of Good Times with Mo. Britney Spears is indeed sexy. But why can't I see her belly? Hmmm... may itinatago yata. Well, childbirth can be an excuse.



Naalala ko tuloy yung joke na narinig ko over the AM radio. Bisaya kasi siya kaya may itatranslate ko na lang.

Nagplano si Misis ng modus para mabuko ang pagiging womanizer ni Mister. Kaya nagpakapal siya ng make-up at nagpanggap bilang prosti. Inakit niya ang kanyang mister.

Misis: Sir, may discount ako ngayon. Matagal na kasi akong hindi nakatikim ng may-asawa...

Mister: Ayoko sayo.

Misis: Bakit naman?

Mister: Kamukha mo kasi ang misis ko.

Misis: Ngeeek!!!