Summer Fashionista Trends 2009

bright colors still in.
less skin is more.
hair accessories must match with the umbrella.
handcarried items must match with the dress.
large leather shoulder bags are in.
semi-gladiator step-in sandals are also in.
don't forget to wear shades for protection.
hottest accessory:pink rosary beads

Pinoy Hunks

I do find Caucasian and Asian guys hot. This is not surprising for a self-declared Pinoy beauty like me. But recently, I just realized that I do like my own kind. Proof of this are these two hunks that have mesmerized me lately. Maybe it's my being makabayan or what but I just find these guys hot!

Doc Ferdz Recio is a hunk veterinarian and host of GMA7's Born to Be Wild. Another reason to love animals!


This guy is the new male host of a local GMA7 program based in Cebu. He is Glenn Anthony Soco and that lucky girl beside him is his girlfriend, former beauty queen Anna Maris Igpit. The pic below I got from his official website about a coffeeshop that he owns. Don't we just love businessmen and their power...
Technically he should not have been included in this group because he's a half-breed. But his Pinoy beauty is lutang naman plus his body is so delectable (yum-yum). So here he is, a rising Kapuso star and object of my lust, Victor Aliwalas.

The Infamous Dick-o-meter

I just went to the former guysformen .com now planetromeo. I did appreciate the more features they offer (Thank God, no more shitty forums!) however the site was not as user-friendly as the old one. But just like a new cellphone, we can get used to it, ryt?

Speaking of features, this dick ruler sparked my gay interest (and I'm sure most of us did). I downloaded it to know the actual penile height not of mine (it's so small, don't mind it) but of my former seb guy who has the largest wang I've witnessed(pwede ring wetnessed hehe). Since I don't use a ruler/tape measure to gauge the size (that would be so bastos), I used my hand instead.

To my surprise it was "small". To think that my hole bled and I hardddd time bearing it in my mouth? OMG. I'm still virgin for medium dicks.

Maraming Nurses Walang Trabaho

True! I saw this news on 24 oras.

Sa katunayan, gumawa ako ng application letter para kahit maging casual nurse lang.

Okies ba?

How To Seduce An -Er Guy

Have no guts to pull this off. Wish I could hehe.

By the way, I found this because it's a related video to the posted Purina ad. I don't understand why this is related though.

I Hate Tagging

Never a fan. I can trace this back during my innocent days when we were playing habulan. I always end up as the "it" or taya. (In Visayas, we call it "out".) You see, I was never athletic. Was an easy target coz I could not run like a cheetah.

Another thing that irks me are chain letters. Be it traditional or email or text. First chain letter that I bumped on was the Fatima crap. If you have no idea, it's this thing that you pass 24(not sure) mails to people within 9(not sure again) days in exchange of a wish. If failed to do so, something bad will happen, as in really bad like death. I attempted to pass it on due to fear and the wish element but my laziness and probably lack of resources intervened. Later on, I realized: Why would God or even Mama Mary wish bad luck for his children?

And so, I shudder these shit even those simple texts that harass. Even if I'm unlimited. I dont even share text quotes. Im so KJ so whenever a virus (figuratively or literally) is passed, I am the end of the road.

What you see below was made out of respect since I'm following him. This is about handwriting.
This is the format in case you wanna know:
1. Write the name of the person who tagged you.
2. Answer the following:
- Your name/username/pseudo
- Right-handed/left-handed
- Your favorite letter to write
- Your least favorite letter to write
- Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
- Write the names of the people you want to tag.
3. Take a picture of what you have written.

After I made this, I became aware that its not my natural handwriting. We don't write using pentelpen on a daily basis right? Therefore, I exposed the my ordinary penmanship. I'm used to this hurried style because during my hospital duties, I have to rush things. So it ends up like mine's as worse as a doctor's .

Guys, behold the dirty version.

Touching TV Ad

I have a special place in my heart for animals, particularly cats of course. So when I saw this ad (see below) yesterday, I was softened. I never mind the durrtyness of the cat. Only its talking eyes and the meow sound at the end. Cute. Makes me wanna bring him home if only I was living in the metro. I just don't understand why us Pinoys in general are so irresponsible by letting them lost in streets. And I'm also referring to the street Homo sapien kids as well.

Adopt a rescue cat or dog | Volunteer for PAWS

Kitty-oke2: If I Were a G0y (If Were a Boy)

If I were a g0y
Even just for a day
I’d wake up on bed in the morning
And do the blowjob rituals then go

Rub dicks with the guys
Get sucked with the gays
I’d do it with who I wanted
And I’ve never get confronted for it
‘Cause they know that's my taste

If I were a g0y
I wish I could understand
How it feels to fuck a guy
I swear I will be better in bed

I’ll listen to him
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When a fuck is what he wanted
And I’m taken it for granted
‘Cause I don’t want our poopholes get destroyed

Kitty-oke: If You See My Pussy (If You Seek Amy)

I changed the lyrics. The original lyrics with the minus-one music is on the video.

Oh baby baby have you seen Miming tonight?
Is she in the bathroom? Is she mating up outside? Ouuh
Oh baby baby does she eat the fish and bones
For the milk that I’ma buy her
Do you know just what she likes so?
Oh oh tell me have you seen her
Cuz Im so-oh oh
I cant get enough of Miming
I just wanna go to the place that she gon go
Can somebody take her home?
Ha ha miming ha ha meow

Love Ming, hate Ming
Say what you want about Ming
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to see my cute pussy
Love Ming, hate Ming
Sy'what you want about Ming
Oh You cannot touch but you can see

Love Ming, hate Ming
Say what you want about Ming
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to see my cute pussy

I Heart Smosh!

I know I kinda late for this youtube sensation but I just wanna share that this tandem are not just cute guys, they're also funny!



winner!

What I Saw in G4M

My discovery of Guys4men.com was just a matter of serendipity. Kung hindi lang ako usisero while I surf in internet cafes eh baka mirc chat lang ang inatupag ko. And mind you, mahirap makapamingwit or kahit makipagkaibigan man lang sa mirc chat lalo na at Bohol ang location ko. Imagine 10 or less ang mga chatters dun, tapos halos lahat straight! Tapos dagdag nyo pa yung mga choosy and hard-to-reach, naku friend wag na lang.

Happy ako when I entered the site. Sorry Friendster and Pinoy exchange forums, may specific target kasi ang G4m na nakakarelate ako. Napalitan na rin ang pagkahilig ko sa YM, at least dito sure akong makakameet ng mga pinoy.

Siguro mga 5 years na ako sa G4m at saksi ako sa mga pagbabago ng site na ito. Dati, siguro 20+ ang members noon sa Bohol. Karamihan pa eh walang pics. I'm glad na dumarami na kami ngayon kumbaga medyo diversified na. Kaso majority paren ang mga obviously gay. Nakaka-sad lang kasi habang tumatagal, pawala ng pawala ang saysay at kalidad ng mga forums. Sa modernong panahon, uso na talaga ang mga instant.

Eto talaga ang gusto kong ishare. Pampahaba ko lang mga sinabi ko sa taas. Matagal ko na rin kasing napapansin itong taong to.


When I first saw him on the travel section, parang na-wow ako. He offered massage services (of course with extra service yun). His nick was mestizoguy. He was goodlooking and decent looking based on the pic above. I really thought he was eyeing the Class A market. If may pera siguro ako, baka maisipan kong itry sya.

Pero ngayon, nakita ko ang mga eto.

Ngek! He looks cheap here. Plus yung mali-maling English ad pa niya. Ang Ebidensya:



Ang masasabi ko lang ay... Turn off!

Dear Florence Nightingale,

the founder of nursing

Ever since I was a kid, I never dreamt of becoming a nurse. When I was in elementary, I ambitioned to become either a businessman, a doctor, or a scientist. When I was in high school, I wanted to become a priests but my sexuality issue prevented me from pursuing that vocation. When I graduated from highschool, I passed the UPCAT and was eligible to take up MassComm. I could have been a reporter or a part of a TV show now have I not decline such wasted opportunity.

Greed. It was all about selfishness and how to make money. During those days, nursing was one of the "in" courses to take. It's because of the so-called global nursing shortage. Plus, my friends were also into it.

I regret it. Seriously. The more I hang on to this course (for me it's curse), the more I realize that I was never meant to become a nurse. But now, here I am suffering the consequences- a registered yet unemployed nurse. At present, I'm doing a volunteer (meaning zero salary) to a nearest hospital in my place.

Another reason why I dread nursing is due to several mistakes I have made while I am now in the hospital:

1) I'm careless. I gave the wrong medicine to a patient. Instead of giving an anti-ulcer drug, I injected an antibitotic. I never told anybody about that.

2) I'm bad in observation. I was not able to notice a lethargic patient. I was the last nurse who handled the medicine to the parents of the sick child. Hours later, he died.

3) I'm guilty of thinking lustfully with a hunk resident doctor. (will make a separate post on this)

I don't know what to do with myself. I'm broke.


Ming Meows, RN

If You're Mad At Your Life, Think Again.

This made my fuckin' day.

Mama Knows Best

Matagal nang nirereklamo ni lolo ang pagkakaroon ng panuhot dakô na sa Tagalog ay malaking kabag. Nagkakaroon sya ng malamig na pawis. Paano nga naman e lagi syang naka-jacket. Ewan ko ba, siguro sa katandaan nya.(Syanga pala, kaarawan niya mamaya.) Tinangka namin na ipatingin sya sa doctor ngunit ayaw niya dahil baka naman hindi maniwala ang mga doctor sa mga panuhot.
Kaya nagpa-bisaya (albularyo) na lang sya.

Naalala ni Mama tuloy noong nagkasakit ang aking kapatid. Pinagpawisan din sya ng malamig. Sumasakit ang tyan nya. Bumibilis ang tibok ng puso nya. Nang nagpadoctor sya, ulcer ang findings.

Kaya ng inusisa ni mama kung sumasakit ang tyan ni lolo. Sumasakit naman daw. Lalong luminaw ang kanyang hinala na maaaring may ulcer din si lolo.

Ang galing! Hindi ko naisip iyon.