Naki-uso

I like it. Sounds encouraging to me.

Naglalawang Kweba

Mahilig ako sa malalaswang tanawin. Talaga. Lalo na sa mga larawang pinapakita ang pagpapalabas ng dagta. Ewan ko ba, mahilig talaga ako sa dagtang-tao. Sa katunayan, tinitikman ko ito (kadiri--alam ko).

Subalit marahil na rin sa pagkasawa ko sa titi, ang sa babae naman ang pinagkatuwaan ko.


Masasabi kong nakakalibog tingnan ang nilabasan na puke. Ngunit hindi naman siguro ibig sabihin nun na ako'y silahis(wag naman sana).

At dahil labis-labis ang aking pagnanasa ng dagdag-kaalaman ukol dito, gumawa ako pananaliksik. Dito ko napagtanto na magkatulad lang pala ang lumalabas na katas ng babae at lalaki maliban na lang sa kawalan nito ng binhi.

Pinapaalala ko po sa inyong lahat na Buwan ng Wika ngayon.

I Was Fucked by My Sister's Current BF

Totally shocked at present. Afraid of the Future.

Sex Chair

Kahapon, may binili si Papa na upuang pwede nyang higaan habang nanonood ng TV. Hay naku, yang si Papa madaling makatulog kung may ingay. Pumupunta lang sya sa sinehan para matulog. Tuwing gabi naman, nagrereklamo si Mama kasi pinapatugtog ang mini-radyo di naman nakikinig.

Henny Ways, nakabili na nga. Tingnan mo naman o, kahit hindi ako interior designer, parang di talaga bagay sa sala. Wala naman akong powers. Pera nya yan. Sige ha, pag kaya ko nang makabili ng lalake dapat wala kayong angal. Echos!

At habang tinititigan ko ang higanteng salumpuwit, may naisip ako: If I cannot change how the object looks, I can change the way I look at object. Naks! (actually pinirata ko lang ang idea).ang totoong sex chair

At dito ko sinumulang naisip na pwede pala siyang gawing sex chair! O diba, native pero tarush...
May naisip na akong sex positions. Pwede akong bumukaka habang nakahiga at ibobottom ako. Hmmm, anu pa ba...

At dahil may footstool sya, pwede aking mag-doggie style habang nakadapa o nakayuko, oh deba. Aaawwww!(ala-Michael Jackson)...

Planet Romeo News Flash!

Babala: Sadyang iniba ang pangalan at lugar upang protektahan sa kahihiyan ang nasasangkot.
Here is Mr. Wrong looking for Mr. Right.

Sex Video

Grabe talaga ang news. Puro sex video. Big deal sa kanila yon? Hay naku.

Speaking of videos, medyo na-shock ako ng konti kasi bigla ba namang sinabi ni Papa (tatay ko) na: Doy, i-search ra gud sa internet nang sex video ni Katrina..apil pud tong Dumagete scandal...( [insert name] , paki-search nga yung sex video ni Katrina sa internet..pati na rin yung sa Dumagete...)

Naloka ako dun. So dali-dali akong nagsearch. Ngunit sa kasawiang-palad ay pangit ang kuha ng video dahil na rin siguro sa slow connection.

At least, may pinagmanahan ako.

Missed Opportunity

I was logging on to Planet Romeo a few days ago. Desperately looking for a fubu. Pasensya na, tigang po. And suddenly, this guy who's been so interested in me for weeks na. Sadly, I'm in Bohol and he's in Cebu. So all I had to do was to stare at this pics. Kesa naman gumastos pa ako ng 500+ pesos sa pamasahe noh!

Eto o, pinagpalaway pa nya ako.

Nakakauhaw.

Kailangan ba talaga ihambing sa bote ng cooking oil?

Threesome

Kaya pala mahilig ako sa threesome...

Sex Addict Ka Ba?

Kamakailan lang, nanood ako ng Oprah (so baklush hehehe)at ang paksa ay tungkol sa sex addiction. Syempre naman napukaw ang interes ko noh. Sa totoo lang araw-araw (minsan pa nga higit) ako nagsasalsal kaya ayun na-intriga ako. Gusto kong masukat kung gaano kalala ang pagkahumaling ko sa torjak kaya naman nagresearch ako sa net at ang nakita ko ay ang Sex Addicts Anonymous(there is such thing pala). Kinopya ko ang quiz sa homepage at pinagsikapan ko itong sagutin...kahit mahirap (charing!).

Q: Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
A: Yes. Hindi ako kiss-and-tell na tao noh. At bakit ko naman sasabihin sa parents ko? Ano etoh Big Brother? Baka atakehin pa sila sa puso noh. Dyusko.

Q:Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
A:Yes. Gusto mo iisa-isahin natin? Sa mini-wharf, sa likod ng eight-wheeler, sa bakanteng lote, sa mall CR, sa cubicle ng cybercafe, sa sinehan, sa madilim na bangketa, etc.. baka umagahin pa tayo. Kung tao naman, iba-iba. Class A to Z ang market ko, I'm not choozy kasi. May foreigner pa nga eh. Oo na, ang harot ko!

Q:Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
A:Yes. Pati nga Biblia eh. Joke!(Pwede ring hinde hehehe)

Q:Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
A:No. Hindi ko alam. Basta alam ko, may problema man o wala nagbabate ako.

Q:Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
A:Yes. Mahilig ako sa anonymous sex. Pero minsan nauulit kasi wala nang choice. Mahirap kaya makahanap sa probinsya, kala nyo.

Q:Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
A:No. Pero dati ashamed ako na bading ako. Nakaraan na yun, part na yun ng identity crisis. Asexual? Mahilig nga nga sa sex tapos sabihin nyo asexual?

Q:Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
A: No. Technicalitywise kasi wala naman akong serious relationship eh. Puro fuck buddies lang. Kumbaga eh walang personalan, gamitan lang...

Q:Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
A:No. I don't think I have any sexual paraphilia. I hate prostitution because I believe that sex should be free. Most of my fuckmates naman are college level and I'm not a pedophile. Phonecalls, uhmmm I tried phone sex. Yun lang. Pero kung kakosa ko eh katulad ni Joem Bascon or Coco Martin, okey lang kahit life imprisonment (jejeje).

Q:Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
A:No. Although sometimes nauumay din ako sa parehong ulam. Sori po, tao lang.

Q:Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
A:Yes. In fact, I'm a member CFC-Youth for Christ which clearly denounces homosexuality (lahat naman siguro diba?). It's good to know though that they discourage gay jokes. So the dilemma is there. I'll just pray for a win-win solution perhaps...

Q:Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
A: Yes. I'm only pertaining to the disease-HIV. Minsan kasi pag nasa act of doing na, pag nasasarapan, out of control na hehehe. Not a fan of S-M. Masakit na nga ang anal dadagdagan mo pah?. Buntes, hmmm how I wish. Coercion? with consent hehe.

Q:Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?
A: No. Medyo nagiguilty lang ako after sex kasi parang hindi ako nasusulitan. You know na, may pagka-Lumen ako. Suicidal? Neverrrr. Sayang ang ang katawan ko kung papatayin lang, marami pa naman ang "makikinabang" (haha feeling).

So there you go, 6 out of 10. Kaso nashock ako when it was stated: "If you answered yes to more than one of these questions, we would encourage you to seek out additional literature as a resource or to attend a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting to further assess your needs."

Naku, hindi ko na kailangan ang rehab. Ang kailangan ko pala milagro (harhar)!

Miss California on Gay Marriage

Okay na sana yung simula eh. Pero narealize ko rin pala na yung sagot niya is iba sa hiningi ng question. She was not asked to give her views on same sex marriage. It was a Yes or NO answer. Grabe nga itong si Perez Hilton kung magreak.

Fucked by Foreigners

FuckingI am so hard-headed. I gave up my "second virginity" to 3 foreigners after the negative HIV test weeks ago.

Weeks before Semana Santa , I saw on the travellers section while I was checking my Planet Romeo account a foreigner named Craig [HK-based top American] who's going to spend holidays in Amorita, a new resort in Bohol. He had two friends with him [Stefan-top and Mattias-bottom, both Germans] Being the slut that I am, I sent him a message of interest. And the exchange of messages came on rolling which was a burden in my wallet because I was texting an int'l mobile number. The time has come. Easter Sunday night was the night.

I never expected that these guys were cool. The American offered me a vodka [my 1st time] which I really enjoyed. Our conversations were mostly rants on how unpleasant it is to live in HK. They complained about its fast-paced environment and the dissapointing English-speaking of HK citizens.

Silence came. Perfect time for sex. But I was not aggresive. Twas a good thing Stefan initiated by a moment of caresses and heavy kissing. Things started to heat up so we have to get naked and get ourselves to bed.

For the first I felt it was an orgy. I have experienced 2 threesomes in the past but this one is on the top of my list. I was a able to French-kiss the 3 of them. Stefan was so good in humping and he looked good on his cock ring. He brought me pain which later became pleasure. Though Mattias was a bottom, I enjoyed stroking his blessed and wet schlong. It seemed like I saw a high quality porn show with me involved. Grabe talaga. And I have to swear, Germans have the right to invent hotdogs.

Inang Pisara

Miss ka na namin. Magpagaling ka ha? Sana umuwi ka na. Matagal na rin tayong hindi nagbabate. hehehe.

New Beginnings

It's graduation month last month (This was supposed to be posted weeks ago but I'm lazy.) and I am happy that two of my siblings have marched on the stage. We're four kids in the family with a 1-yr gap. It was supposed to be a 4 consecutive annual celebration on finishing college. However, my brother is a nautical student which means he only has 3 years to study and 1 more year for his apprentice.

You know what they always say that graduation is not the end but the beginning? I strongly agree. It's like "welcome to the real world". And I say to you, it's a tough world huhuhu. (Until now I'm unemployed!)
Just take a good look at these guys. They may have nice cute faces but that does not guarantee a nice future. hmmpf!


And speaking of new beginnings, I went to a diagnostics center to have an HIV test. I was just curious because the past year has been so horny for me. At first I kind of hesitated and afraid I might not handle the consequences. But as they say, the truth will set you free. The results are seen below. (Drumroll please.)At first, my mind was in dont-rejoice-yet-what-does-nonreactive-mean mode. And so it was confirmed. Okay, drop the confetti...

I guess I'll start a new (a safer one) life early on before Easter!

The Infamous Dick-o-meter

I just went to the former guysformen .com now planetromeo. I did appreciate the more features they offer (Thank God, no more shitty forums!) however the site was not as user-friendly as the old one. But just like a new cellphone, we can get used to it, ryt?

Speaking of features, this dick ruler sparked my gay interest (and I'm sure most of us did). I downloaded it to know the actual penile height not of mine (it's so small, don't mind it) but of my former seb guy who has the largest wang I've witnessed(pwede ring wetnessed hehe). Since I don't use a ruler/tape measure to gauge the size (that would be so bastos), I used my hand instead.

To my surprise it was "small". To think that my hole bled and I hardddd time bearing it in my mouth? OMG. I'm still virgin for medium dicks.

How To Seduce An -Er Guy

Have no guts to pull this off. Wish I could hehe.

By the way, I found this because it's a related video to the posted Purina ad. I don't understand why this is related though.

Kitty-oke2: If I Were a G0y (If Were a Boy)

If I were a g0y
Even just for a day
I’d wake up on bed in the morning
And do the blowjob rituals then go

Rub dicks with the guys
Get sucked with the gays
I’d do it with who I wanted
And I’ve never get confronted for it
‘Cause they know that's my taste

If I were a g0y
I wish I could understand
How it feels to fuck a guy
I swear I will be better in bed

I’ll listen to him
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When a fuck is what he wanted
And I’m taken it for granted
‘Cause I don’t want our poopholes get destroyed

What I Saw in G4M

My discovery of Guys4men.com was just a matter of serendipity. Kung hindi lang ako usisero while I surf in internet cafes eh baka mirc chat lang ang inatupag ko. And mind you, mahirap makapamingwit or kahit makipagkaibigan man lang sa mirc chat lalo na at Bohol ang location ko. Imagine 10 or less ang mga chatters dun, tapos halos lahat straight! Tapos dagdag nyo pa yung mga choosy and hard-to-reach, naku friend wag na lang.

Happy ako when I entered the site. Sorry Friendster and Pinoy exchange forums, may specific target kasi ang G4m na nakakarelate ako. Napalitan na rin ang pagkahilig ko sa YM, at least dito sure akong makakameet ng mga pinoy.

Siguro mga 5 years na ako sa G4m at saksi ako sa mga pagbabago ng site na ito. Dati, siguro 20+ ang members noon sa Bohol. Karamihan pa eh walang pics. I'm glad na dumarami na kami ngayon kumbaga medyo diversified na. Kaso majority paren ang mga obviously gay. Nakaka-sad lang kasi habang tumatagal, pawala ng pawala ang saysay at kalidad ng mga forums. Sa modernong panahon, uso na talaga ang mga instant.

Eto talaga ang gusto kong ishare. Pampahaba ko lang mga sinabi ko sa taas. Matagal ko na rin kasing napapansin itong taong to.


When I first saw him on the travel section, parang na-wow ako. He offered massage services (of course with extra service yun). His nick was mestizoguy. He was goodlooking and decent looking based on the pic above. I really thought he was eyeing the Class A market. If may pera siguro ako, baka maisipan kong itry sya.

Pero ngayon, nakita ko ang mga eto.

Ngek! He looks cheap here. Plus yung mali-maling English ad pa niya. Ang Ebidensya:



Ang masasabi ko lang ay... Turn off!

Dear Florence Nightingale,

the founder of nursing

Ever since I was a kid, I never dreamt of becoming a nurse. When I was in elementary, I ambitioned to become either a businessman, a doctor, or a scientist. When I was in high school, I wanted to become a priests but my sexuality issue prevented me from pursuing that vocation. When I graduated from highschool, I passed the UPCAT and was eligible to take up MassComm. I could have been a reporter or a part of a TV show now have I not decline such wasted opportunity.

Greed. It was all about selfishness and how to make money. During those days, nursing was one of the "in" courses to take. It's because of the so-called global nursing shortage. Plus, my friends were also into it.

I regret it. Seriously. The more I hang on to this course (for me it's curse), the more I realize that I was never meant to become a nurse. But now, here I am suffering the consequences- a registered yet unemployed nurse. At present, I'm doing a volunteer (meaning zero salary) to a nearest hospital in my place.

Another reason why I dread nursing is due to several mistakes I have made while I am now in the hospital:

1) I'm careless. I gave the wrong medicine to a patient. Instead of giving an anti-ulcer drug, I injected an antibitotic. I never told anybody about that.

2) I'm bad in observation. I was not able to notice a lethargic patient. I was the last nurse who handled the medicine to the parents of the sick child. Hours later, he died.

3) I'm guilty of thinking lustfully with a hunk resident doctor. (will make a separate post on this)

I don't know what to do with myself. I'm broke.


Ming Meows, RN

My Firsts in Pictures

First masturbation. On the floor of my bedroom.

First frotteurism. An attempt on anal sex. On the sala. Unsuccessful.

First kiss. With a guy pa. On the porch.

First successful attempt on anal sex. In the shower room. It did hurt. So much.

In summary, all my firsts were done in my house. And all of these, before high school. Now I know. Besides charity, sex begins at home.

Noontime Porntime

I was having lunch while watching Wowowee when I noticed Saicy on a wedding gown. Oh boy, what a wedding gown. (And did I mentioned she got a breast implant?)

A co-worker blurted out: Makuyapan man pud nang pari ana!
(The priest might get heart-attack!)