Kung Makakapagsalita Lang si Cory

Alam kong hindi na nya aabutin ang 2010. Kaya nga nung ibinalitang wala na syang ganang kumain, tanda na yun na di na sya magtatagal. Karaniwan na kasi ang mga pangyayaring iyan nung nasa pagamutan pa ako bilang nars. May tumututol man ngunit sa tingin ko ay natugunan na ang mga walang humpay'ng dasal ng sambayanan. Natapos na ang pagdurusa.

Maiba lang ako. Panay ang lathala sa telebisyon ukol sa burol ni Cory. Napupuno na ako ngunit inaasahan naman ang mga ganito. Buti na lang at madalas ako sa tindahan. Habang ako'y nanunuod, napansin ko ito:


Kung makakapagsalita lang si Cory, marahil ito ang isasagot nya.

Tita Cory: Oo naman, kasama ko nga dito si Ninoy eh. He he he.

Pansin ko lang, bakit may "City of Makati" sa ibaba? Hmm...

Bebe Gandanghari is Now a Newscaster

Mahilig talaga mag-spot ng mga magkakamukha.

This time around napagtripan ko yung anchor ng local news dito sa Visayas area.



Every weekday afternoon, hindi ko talaga maiwasang maalala si Bebe sa kanya.


What can you say about your impostora, Bebe?

Facebook

Im torn between these two pics as to what I'm gonna use in my primary pic on facebook.

New Ad

Bigyan natin sya ng bahay...

...para humaba naman ang kanyang buhay.

Pwede rin syang gawing "ilaw ng tahanan".

A message from Eveready.

The many faces of JC

JC guys are cute.

JC Cuadrado. I discovered his cuteness when he hosted as a Tadjock in Wazzup Wazzup. Wonder where he is now?

JC Tiuseco. My only reason of glueing my eyes on Survivor Ph. IMHO, I think he's not photogenic. NEVER-THE-LESS, he is hot on TV.

JC De Vera. He was cute when he was starting out on "Click". The sawa factor came in later.JC. You know who HE is. Happy Easter!

In Keeping with the Tradition

I'm not an expert in this. This is the simplest design I know.

This is the traditonal cross.

My favorite design, the snake.

Finished product. Happy Palm Sunday!

New Beginnings

It's graduation month last month (This was supposed to be posted weeks ago but I'm lazy.) and I am happy that two of my siblings have marched on the stage. We're four kids in the family with a 1-yr gap. It was supposed to be a 4 consecutive annual celebration on finishing college. However, my brother is a nautical student which means he only has 3 years to study and 1 more year for his apprentice.

You know what they always say that graduation is not the end but the beginning? I strongly agree. It's like "welcome to the real world". And I say to you, it's a tough world huhuhu. (Until now I'm unemployed!)
Just take a good look at these guys. They may have nice cute faces but that does not guarantee a nice future. hmmpf!


And speaking of new beginnings, I went to a diagnostics center to have an HIV test. I was just curious because the past year has been so horny for me. At first I kind of hesitated and afraid I might not handle the consequences. But as they say, the truth will set you free. The results are seen below. (Drumroll please.)At first, my mind was in dont-rejoice-yet-what-does-nonreactive-mean mode. And so it was confirmed. Okay, drop the confetti...

I guess I'll start a new (a safer one) life early on before Easter!

Summer Fashionista Trends 2009

bright colors still in.
less skin is more.
hair accessories must match with the umbrella.
handcarried items must match with the dress.
large leather shoulder bags are in.
semi-gladiator step-in sandals are also in.
don't forget to wear shades for protection.
hottest accessory:pink rosary beads

Pinoy Hunks

I do find Caucasian and Asian guys hot. This is not surprising for a self-declared Pinoy beauty like me. But recently, I just realized that I do like my own kind. Proof of this are these two hunks that have mesmerized me lately. Maybe it's my being makabayan or what but I just find these guys hot!

Doc Ferdz Recio is a hunk veterinarian and host of GMA7's Born to Be Wild. Another reason to love animals!


This guy is the new male host of a local GMA7 program based in Cebu. He is Glenn Anthony Soco and that lucky girl beside him is his girlfriend, former beauty queen Anna Maris Igpit. The pic below I got from his official website about a coffeeshop that he owns. Don't we just love businessmen and their power...
Technically he should not have been included in this group because he's a half-breed. But his Pinoy beauty is lutang naman plus his body is so delectable (yum-yum). So here he is, a rising Kapuso star and object of my lust, Victor Aliwalas.

I Hate Tagging

Never a fan. I can trace this back during my innocent days when we were playing habulan. I always end up as the "it" or taya. (In Visayas, we call it "out".) You see, I was never athletic. Was an easy target coz I could not run like a cheetah.

Another thing that irks me are chain letters. Be it traditional or email or text. First chain letter that I bumped on was the Fatima crap. If you have no idea, it's this thing that you pass 24(not sure) mails to people within 9(not sure again) days in exchange of a wish. If failed to do so, something bad will happen, as in really bad like death. I attempted to pass it on due to fear and the wish element but my laziness and probably lack of resources intervened. Later on, I realized: Why would God or even Mama Mary wish bad luck for his children?

And so, I shudder these shit even those simple texts that harass. Even if I'm unlimited. I dont even share text quotes. Im so KJ so whenever a virus (figuratively or literally) is passed, I am the end of the road.

What you see below was made out of respect since I'm following him. This is about handwriting.
This is the format in case you wanna know:
1. Write the name of the person who tagged you.
2. Answer the following:
- Your name/username/pseudo
- Right-handed/left-handed
- Your favorite letter to write
- Your least favorite letter to write
- Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
- Write the names of the people you want to tag.
3. Take a picture of what you have written.

After I made this, I became aware that its not my natural handwriting. We don't write using pentelpen on a daily basis right? Therefore, I exposed the my ordinary penmanship. I'm used to this hurried style because during my hospital duties, I have to rush things. So it ends up like mine's as worse as a doctor's .

Guys, behold the dirty version.

What I Saw in G4M

My discovery of Guys4men.com was just a matter of serendipity. Kung hindi lang ako usisero while I surf in internet cafes eh baka mirc chat lang ang inatupag ko. And mind you, mahirap makapamingwit or kahit makipagkaibigan man lang sa mirc chat lalo na at Bohol ang location ko. Imagine 10 or less ang mga chatters dun, tapos halos lahat straight! Tapos dagdag nyo pa yung mga choosy and hard-to-reach, naku friend wag na lang.

Happy ako when I entered the site. Sorry Friendster and Pinoy exchange forums, may specific target kasi ang G4m na nakakarelate ako. Napalitan na rin ang pagkahilig ko sa YM, at least dito sure akong makakameet ng mga pinoy.

Siguro mga 5 years na ako sa G4m at saksi ako sa mga pagbabago ng site na ito. Dati, siguro 20+ ang members noon sa Bohol. Karamihan pa eh walang pics. I'm glad na dumarami na kami ngayon kumbaga medyo diversified na. Kaso majority paren ang mga obviously gay. Nakaka-sad lang kasi habang tumatagal, pawala ng pawala ang saysay at kalidad ng mga forums. Sa modernong panahon, uso na talaga ang mga instant.

Eto talaga ang gusto kong ishare. Pampahaba ko lang mga sinabi ko sa taas. Matagal ko na rin kasing napapansin itong taong to.


When I first saw him on the travel section, parang na-wow ako. He offered massage services (of course with extra service yun). His nick was mestizoguy. He was goodlooking and decent looking based on the pic above. I really thought he was eyeing the Class A market. If may pera siguro ako, baka maisipan kong itry sya.

Pero ngayon, nakita ko ang mga eto.

Ngek! He looks cheap here. Plus yung mali-maling English ad pa niya. Ang Ebidensya:



Ang masasabi ko lang ay... Turn off!

Dear Florence Nightingale,

the founder of nursing

Ever since I was a kid, I never dreamt of becoming a nurse. When I was in elementary, I ambitioned to become either a businessman, a doctor, or a scientist. When I was in high school, I wanted to become a priests but my sexuality issue prevented me from pursuing that vocation. When I graduated from highschool, I passed the UPCAT and was eligible to take up MassComm. I could have been a reporter or a part of a TV show now have I not decline such wasted opportunity.

Greed. It was all about selfishness and how to make money. During those days, nursing was one of the "in" courses to take. It's because of the so-called global nursing shortage. Plus, my friends were also into it.

I regret it. Seriously. The more I hang on to this course (for me it's curse), the more I realize that I was never meant to become a nurse. But now, here I am suffering the consequences- a registered yet unemployed nurse. At present, I'm doing a volunteer (meaning zero salary) to a nearest hospital in my place.

Another reason why I dread nursing is due to several mistakes I have made while I am now in the hospital:

1) I'm careless. I gave the wrong medicine to a patient. Instead of giving an anti-ulcer drug, I injected an antibitotic. I never told anybody about that.

2) I'm bad in observation. I was not able to notice a lethargic patient. I was the last nurse who handled the medicine to the parents of the sick child. Hours later, he died.

3) I'm guilty of thinking lustfully with a hunk resident doctor. (will make a separate post on this)

I don't know what to do with myself. I'm broke.


Ming Meows, RN

My Firsts in Pictures

First masturbation. On the floor of my bedroom.

First frotteurism. An attempt on anal sex. On the sala. Unsuccessful.

First kiss. With a guy pa. On the porch.

First successful attempt on anal sex. In the shower room. It did hurt. So much.

In summary, all my firsts were done in my house. And all of these, before high school. Now I know. Besides charity, sex begins at home.

State of Health

Hindi pala maganda ang Wowowee pag wala si Willie. Ngunit nang makita ko ang pictures nya, hindi awa ang nadama ko. Sa totoo lang, nacucute-an ako sa kanya. Ewan ko ba, sa tinagal-tagal nya sa showbiz ngayon ko lang napansin na cute pala sya. Sayang at wala pic nya na nasa hospital, pilit kong hinanap. Kaya eto na lang ang ginawa ko. Pili lang kayo.

The Cat Behind the Logo

For everyone's info, I do not own the cat. On the contrary, nobody legitimately owns him either(or maybe I have no idea). You can call him a nomad cat. The black tabby cat I had posted months ago (that cat probably died of old age, may he rest in peace) has his new heir.
Being a person obsessed with cats (which is obvious), every time I had the chance to see the cat I grab my camera and hurrily take a picture. I became his instant paparazzi.


These are taken in our dirty kitchen. This cat probably haven't had his dinner or he's just gluttonous.


Better pic kaya lang not the whole body. Sigh.
Too bad my camera is not good in focusing. I wish he could not blink. Blame it on the flash mode. One more thing, he's in heat (just so you know hehe).

I Survived Valentines Day!

How?I added spice to my life..

..had sweet I-love-yous..

..and got lots of kisses

If I cannot get to my heart, I get through my stomach!