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Planet Romeo News Flash!

Babala: Sadyang iniba ang pangalan at lugar upang protektahan sa kahihiyan ang nasasangkot.
Here is Mr. Wrong looking for Mr. Right.

Summer Fashionista Trends 2009

bright colors still in.
less skin is more.
hair accessories must match with the umbrella.
handcarried items must match with the dress.
large leather shoulder bags are in.
semi-gladiator step-in sandals are also in.
don't forget to wear shades for protection.
hottest accessory:pink rosary beads

Kitty-oke2: If I Were a G0y (If Were a Boy)

If I were a g0y
Even just for a day
I’d wake up on bed in the morning
And do the blowjob rituals then go

Rub dicks with the guys
Get sucked with the gays
I’d do it with who I wanted
And I’ve never get confronted for it
‘Cause they know that's my taste

If I were a g0y
I wish I could understand
How it feels to fuck a guy
I swear I will be better in bed

I’ll listen to him
‘Cause I know how it hurts
When a fuck is what he wanted
And I’m taken it for granted
‘Cause I don’t want our poopholes get destroyed

I Heart Smosh!

I know I kinda late for this youtube sensation but I just wanna share that this tandem are not just cute guys, they're also funny!



winner!

Christine Reyes' Rendition of Tshirt - Spoof

How Sweeeeeet!!!

Sana gumaya si Manny at Oscar dito

Womanizer

I first heard of this in Monday episode of Good Times with Mo. Britney Spears is indeed sexy. But why can't I see her belly? Hmmm... may itinatago yata. Well, childbirth can be an excuse.



Naalala ko tuloy yung joke na narinig ko over the AM radio. Bisaya kasi siya kaya may itatranslate ko na lang.

Nagplano si Misis ng modus para mabuko ang pagiging womanizer ni Mister. Kaya nagpakapal siya ng make-up at nagpanggap bilang prosti. Inakit niya ang kanyang mister.

Misis: Sir, may discount ako ngayon. Matagal na kasi akong hindi nakatikim ng may-asawa...

Mister: Ayoko sayo.

Misis: Bakit naman?

Mister: Kamukha mo kasi ang misis ko.

Misis: Ngeeek!!!

Americano Jutay

I was with my sister for an errand. Habang kami'y naglalakad, may nakasalubong kaming foreigner na 'singtangkad ko (or matangkad ng konti sa akin), probably Kano. In fairness naalala ko sa kanya yung kalbong bida sa Prison Break (kalbo kasi siya). Alam nyo naman dito sa amin, pag nakakita ng Puti sasabihing Amerikano.



Sis: Ang liit (ng height) naman ng height nya.

Me: Syempre naman may mga Amerikano ring pandak, ano ka ba.
Akala ko nga Pinoy sya sa malayuan.

Sis: Ganun.

Me: Ang tawag sa kanila: "HALF" bred.

Pahabol Lang

I know medyo huli na 'to. Ihahabol ko lang, tutal napag-alaman ko kasi na National Family Week pala ngayon.

Siguro napansin nyo na ang komersyal na to.



Last week kasi, napanuod to ni Mama. Hindi nya masyadong naintindihan ang komersyal, so kinausap nya ako.

Mama: Bakit kailangang sabay-sabay ng kain sa September 22?
Ming: Family Day kasi.
Mama: A ganun ba.
Ming: Bakit, ano sa tingin mo?
Mama: 'Kala ko kasi birthday ni Sharon...

Rong Spilleng is Rong!

Sorry were close (Kanino?) Open on Mondy (Mondy, yung kanta? How about Tuesdy, Wensdy, Tarsdy)

Sabagay farm is for farmer... ergo shoe repair is for shoe repairer!

Find out the missing letter!

Purefy my water flease...