Post-Miss U Awards

Nanood ako Sunday ng gabi sa Miss U. Gusto ko lang kasi makita kung nasa harap ba talaga si Miss Philippines nung opening number. Sadly, hindi ko talaga siya mahagilap; masyadong mabilis ang kuha ng camera.

Sa totoo lang, last song syndrome ko parin ang music ng Black Eyed Peas, Sean Kingston, at Flo Rida na ginamit sa beaucon. And every time na pinapatugtog ito, feel na feel ko ang pagrampa.

At since nabobored na ako at parang wala naakong mai-share tungkol sa tindahan (nagiging routine na sya), mag-aaward na lang ako nase sa aking nakita sa katatapos na pagaent.

Best in Side-View Rampa - Miss PhilippinesOh, laban ka!

Best Actress (as in Kinarir Talaga) in a National Costume - Miss ZambiaSuntukan na lang tayo, pare...

Miss Photogenic - Wallflower Category - Miss Philippines

Taas Noo Special Award - Miss ChinaGo teh, make your forehead proud!

A Tale of Unproportional Head

Ang ayaw na ayaw ko sa mga pulitiko, yung malalaki ang ulo.

Nakigreet pa ng piyesta, kapal.

"Magpakalalaki Ka!"

Hay naku, sabihin mo yan kay Raymond.
Bwahahahahaha!

Dionisia Pacquiao vs. Lola

Dyan C. : Ma'am Diony, ano pong masasabi nyo kay Lola Fashionista?
Dionisia: Hay naku Dyan, isa syang impostura. Ginagaya nya ang pagsusuot ko. Look at me now, ang sosyal ko na debah? Buti pa ako, nakatuntong sa Amireka. Eh sya, walang asenso. Ang masasabi ko lang sa kanya, U're nothing but a second-rated trying-hard coffeecat!.

Lola Fashionista: Eh ano ngayun? Mas maganda naman ako sayo. Hindi bagay sayo ang sosyal. Mahiya ka naman sa sarili mo. Gusto mo suntukan tayo?


Dionesia: Ay, hindi kita aatrasan. Kahit sa dance floor pa tayo mag-shoodown. O, kaya mo to?!

Pinoy Hunks

I do find Caucasian and Asian guys hot. This is not surprising for a self-declared Pinoy beauty like me. But recently, I just realized that I do like my own kind. Proof of this are these two hunks that have mesmerized me lately. Maybe it's my being makabayan or what but I just find these guys hot!

Doc Ferdz Recio is a hunk veterinarian and host of GMA7's Born to Be Wild. Another reason to love animals!


This guy is the new male host of a local GMA7 program based in Cebu. He is Glenn Anthony Soco and that lucky girl beside him is his girlfriend, former beauty queen Anna Maris Igpit. The pic below I got from his official website about a coffeeshop that he owns. Don't we just love businessmen and their power...
Technically he should not have been included in this group because he's a half-breed. But his Pinoy beauty is lutang naman plus his body is so delectable (yum-yum). So here he is, a rising Kapuso star and object of my lust, Victor Aliwalas.

Christine Reyes' Rendition of Tshirt - Spoof

Sinulog and Politics

Pit Señor! It's Sinulog time once again. No plans going there because I am a anti-social person. Hates big crowds. I even don't like going to bars anymore. Been there once just for the experience. I'd prefer watching TV to see what's happenin. And speaking of what's happenin... I just notice on the tri-media (meaning TV, radio,and print) the advertisements of those ambitious politicians. Nagsulputan na parang kabute. Pa-greet-greet pa kuno but we all know na the motive. I coin it earlectioneering.

Here is an example.

Chiz Escudero

In fairness, magaling magBisaya-near perfection. Ang galing ng nagturo sa kanya. Now I have to search for Manny Villar, Loren Legarda's video and Mar Roxas's audio ad. But I have to say talbog silang lahat kay Chiz.

Another Complaint from Iisa Pa Lamang

Umaandar na naman ang kaatrehan ni Claudine.



The director should have put Claudine's voice recorded together with the actual shoot. She can just hide behind the cameras. Ayan tuloy, naging cheap ang eksena dahil sa dubbing.

Womanizer

I first heard of this in Monday episode of Good Times with Mo. Britney Spears is indeed sexy. But why can't I see her belly? Hmmm... may itinatago yata. Well, childbirth can be an excuse.



Naalala ko tuloy yung joke na narinig ko over the AM radio. Bisaya kasi siya kaya may itatranslate ko na lang.

Nagplano si Misis ng modus para mabuko ang pagiging womanizer ni Mister. Kaya nagpakapal siya ng make-up at nagpanggap bilang prosti. Inakit niya ang kanyang mister.

Misis: Sir, may discount ako ngayon. Matagal na kasi akong hindi nakatikim ng may-asawa...

Mister: Ayoko sayo.

Misis: Bakit naman?

Mister: Kamukha mo kasi ang misis ko.

Misis: Ngeeek!!!