Cravings

Santol is in season now. Mahilig pa naman ako sa maaasim. However I just chew the seed. I don't eat the rind. I don't get it why people including my mother choose to munch on it. Mapait kaya and sobrang asim.

Move over choc-nut. Mas nakakaadik ang kamote candy. Sa sobrang kain ko nito, minsan sumasakit na ang 'ipin.

HOW TO MAKE CAMOTE CANDY

Ingredients:

3 cups cooked and mashed camote
1 cup pounded peanut
1 tbsp vanilla
2 cups coconut milk ( thick )
2 cups sugar
1 egg well beated

Procedure:

Mix coconut and sugar. Cook until it becomes syrupy. Add camote and all ingredients. Cook until dry and stir while cooking. Remove from fire and flatten with a rolling pin on a greased pan. Slice into desired length and size. Wrap in wax paper.

Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

This a brand of condom...etchos!

"No Comment" Approach

I was in a birthday party of my aunt. While I was eating my buko salad, this 2nd degree aunt (first cousin of my mom) approached me and we had a small chat. Here are some excerpts of our unwanted conversation.

(Translated from Bisaya to Tagalog)

Aunt: Wow. Nurse ka na _______! Congrats! Maswerte talaga ang mapapangasawa mo. Ang bait na,matalino pa.

Teka, may jowa ka naba?

Ming: Wala.

Aunt: Bakit naman?

Ming:(Kumakain ng buco, as if busy)

----------------long pause--------------------

At sumabat ang tsismosa naming kapitbahay.

Kapitbahay: Itong batang 'to masyadong silent type.

Aunt: Oo nga eh

Ming: (silent. smile lang)

Rong Spilleng is Rong!

Sorry were close (Kanino?) Open on Mondy (Mondy, yung kanta? How about Tuesdy, Wensdy, Tarsdy)

Sabagay farm is for farmer... ergo shoe repair is for shoe repairer!

Find out the missing letter!

Purefy my water flease...

08-08-08

(Trivia: My mother side is part of the Ocho Clan. And our official theme song is guess what... Tayo'y mag OCHO - OCHO!)
Breaking news: Nakita ko si Mico! (So?) Well actually planado talaga yun. Manghihiram este pinahiram ko yung mga review books ko. Pano kasi, di sya nakapasa. Sad. E ako naman, epal sa buhay nya. Kaya ayun, may I offer ako sa kanya. Syempre kinagat naman ni cutie. Wala syang magawa noh! Ang mahal kaya ng libro, yung Gapuz books, at manipis pa!. Halos mabaliw nga ako sa kahahanap nung blue and red. Buti na lang meron pa yung yellow. That yellow book saved me from shame. Hekheks. Panawagan sa mga nakakita sa aking libro. If found, please return to the very beautiful owner. Joke! joke! joke!


Halos nabaliw din ako when I cannot text him. Mico:Wer na u? Pakshet tong Alltxt20! Nagpaload na naman ng 15. Bwiset di rin mkatext! Hayzzzzz, nagcall pa ako. After a few minutes, nabigla na lang ako paglabas. My gosh, hindi man lang ako nakapagblush-on...etchos! At eto ako tulala sa kanyang face na pagkaaaaaaaa-gwapo-gwapo. At biglang dumaan ang kapatid ko che! Ayokong makahalata cya na type ko si Mico. Shet, discreet ako LoLz! Salamat sa aking emotion control...

Actually nagiba ang mga plans ko. 1. Get a pic of him. Andyan kasi si sis, che! 2. Invite to have snacks on a fast food. Mahal! Kuripot me heheh! Tapos baka mya makakita samen, ayoko ng issue!

08-08-08 is indeed a lucky day for me.